A friend of mine travels to people’s homes and gives examinations for insurance companies. She takes blood samples and urine samples. She then takes those samples home with her and does something with them (I don’t really know what).

Her children have been told they are not allowed in the room where the samples are kept.

This morning, however, one of the darlings went into the forbidden room, grabbed a urine sample, and took a swig.

Yes, she took a drink of someone’s pee. It was the pee of a 30-year-old male.

Is my friend worried? Nope. She says anything that may have been in the pee would have died; Aids or Hepatitis wouldn’t even live in it.

Personally, I wouldn’t care what I had heard about things living in urine. I would get the kid tested for anything and everything possible. Wouldn’t you?