Joke 1

It’s the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.

“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one!”

“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.”

He goes into the freezer and discovers there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

“That one’s too skinny. What else you got?” asks the man.

The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer, waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.

“Oh, no,” says the man. “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!”

Joke 2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy answered, “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

I hope everyone has a very Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow!