A few questions (from email):

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them? If not, then what was the purpose of the bath?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

Why is it that inside every older person there is a younger person wondering what happened?

Why do we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

Shouldn’t all married men forget their mistakes? After all there’s no sense in two people remembering the same things.