From email:

*Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

*Law of the Telephone:

When you call a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

*Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire – the next morning you will have a flat tire.

*Variation Law:

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

*The Bathroom Law:

When your body is immersed in water, your cell phone will ring.

*Law of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

*Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

*Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

*Theatre Law:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

*Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

*Murphy’s Law of Lockers:

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

*Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.