The following came from an email and I found it humorous enough to pass along.

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, & forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”

That night, on a meal of lightly sautéed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine & onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

“I don’t freakin’ think so!”