YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN …

* You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

* Your back goes out, but you stay home.

* You wake up looking like your driver’s license picture.

* Happy Hour is a nap.

* It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

* Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

* Getting Lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

* You sink your teeth into a steak — and they stay there.