*Try to gain a few pounds.

*You’re flossing too much.

*It was only a loose wire; there’s no charge.

*You can retire right now.

*I think you need a smaller size, Ma’am.

*Let’s go to lunch. I’ll treat.

*No, Sir, I’m not a telemarketer. I’m with the prize division, and you’ve just won a new car.

*No, I don’t think we should get married. In fact, let’s keep separate residences. I’ll pay all the bills for both of them.

*I’m with the IRS. We found an error on your return. It seems we owe you a lot of money.

*No, your check didn’t bounce. In fact, you have plenty of money in your account.

*I know we just met, but would you consider going to the Bahamas with me for two weeks?

*You’ve lost weight!

*Your house sold for twice what you thought it would!